Jerusalem Part 2 (finding the Selpuchre)

Rachel and I left through the eastern edge of the Western Wall into the Muslim Quarter. I had hoped we could see the Al Aqsa Mosque but the tourist entrance was closed during passover. The ramp for the tourists runs next to the Wall, often during holy days the people can get into a fervor and attempt to rush the Mosque and reclaim the square.

Leaving the Wall is a narrow covered alley. There were children playing soccer. Others were playing tag and used me as a barrier running around and around (I hope they weren’t thieves!). Along the alley are many entrances to the Al Aqsa Mosque but these are only for Muslims. Rachel and I were NOT allowed.

The way to the church is by the Via Dolorosa.
These are the traditional stations of the cross that Jesus walked on his way to calvary. Rachel and I found a central plaza, but we were not sure how to get to the Church. We walked down David Street, up Christian Quarter Street, up up up a long hill on Casa Nova street. We found our selves outside the Old City Walls. The map was confusing and our feet were tired. Then again we looked and saw that we were in the same courtyard. The church was through an extremely small gate. That I had missed. We were both tired. I admitted that Rachel had been right and that *was* the way to go all along.

The church:

The church is very very dark and covered in the soot from thousands of devotional candles and incense. Just inside the entrance is a long pink marble stone on the floor. This is the traditional stone where Jesus’s body was prepared for burial. There were many Russian orthodox women on tour today and they were kissing and laying hands on the stone. The stone is cracked in two (intentionally I later found out so that no one would bother stealing it when Jerusalem would be concurred and looted). The women would wipe the holy water from the stone and dab their faces. Many had purchased devotional knick-knacks from the many vendors along the route. Some were content to place the plastic bags on the stone, others needed to empty their bags of small wooden crosses and splay them over the stone. I wondered if the blessing could transmit through the black plastic bag, and even if it could would not the bag then become holy?

I removed my St Christopher Medal and moved it into a crack to soak up the Jesus energy. Now, it feels cooler to the skin when I wear it.

The Church is huge and very confusing. Rachel and I walked around and found the Holy Crypt. Is is a small church within the church. There were long lines to get into the crypt. When someone gets into the crypt then can spend a very long time praying so the line was skipped. On one side was an eastern orthodox entrance to the back of the crypt. There was a large group of Russian tourists with yellow “Subway” hats wrapped with colorful scarfs. It is considered impolite for a woman to enter without her head covered.

Down down down many steps is the St Helen Chapel. This is the area where the “supposed” true cross was found. I like this because is it rock hewn. You can see the evidence that this was a quarry. On the pillars in the St Helen chapel are red crosses carved into the walls by pilgrims and crusaders nearly a thousand years ago.

We left the church and made our way back to the Western Wall.

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Jerusalem Part 1

Rachel and I went to Jerusalem this Wednesday. This is still high holy week so there are extra security restrictions and more people around. The drive from Ashkelon to Jerusalem takes about one and a half hours. Near the end Rachel had to pee so badly and we could not find a gas station or restaurant. I spied a yellow VW bug and yelled punch buggie yellow. Rachel was not pleased that I was looking for punch buggies while her bladder was screaming at her.

When you drive during holy week you are not allowed to get anywhere near the old city you need to park and take a shuttle. The first worry was that the shuttle names were only in Hebrew so we were a little worried about how we would get back to Ammunition Hill. Ammo Hill was some hill that the Israeli paratroopers won a battle. We find the bus, but the writing is in Hebrew. This might be an issue later.

The bus drives around the city between the Mount of Olives and the old city. We can see the many tombs and graves covering the mount of olives. We enter Jerusalem through the Dung gate. The dung gate enters the city right near the western wall. There is a long line to get through security. The line is actually segregated between men and women. There are MANY MANY Hasidim Jews in their different hates and black suits. A young man in a black hate pulling a suitcase tells me that it is a Mitzva to drink four glasses of wine at the end of passover. You can get to paradise faster.

After security the lines merge and Rachel and I find each other. Now you have to wait in another line to get to the Western Wall, and again the sexes are separated. I knew from experience that you need long pants and a hat for a male and a skirt and a head covering for a woman to enter the holy site. Rachel and I were prepared.

The woman’s side is not equal to the man’s it is roughly one third the size. The woman go up to the wall, pray and then back away from the wall without turning. Often there are chairs or other woman that the bump into and nearly fall over. Rachel moved some chairs out of the way of other women.

The men’s side includes a air conditioned cave. I made my way into the cave. Making my way into the cave was difficult because there was not clear traffic flow. Some were coming, some going and some just standing and praying. A claustrophobic person would not like this place. There were many men bowing there head singing the Torah. Near the middle were a group of men singing together and chanting, chanting and then saying Amen together. Other men were sitting on plastic chairs with a book propped on a stand, and others were begging.

At the beginning of the cave was a man with a white button-down shirt, black skull cap and a baby carriage pleading for alms. Next was a young skinny in a black suit and a black fedora standing and accosting me for shekels. In the middle was a old man with long white hair and a furry tire hat 2 feet wide shaking a cup. I found the begging to be very distasteful. I thought it was a desicration on a holy site. I could only think about Jesus and the money changers.

I left the cave, it was blazing hot out, nearly 95 degrees. I found a place on the wall, laid my head and prayed. I left the men’s section, met Rachel near the Israeli flag and we went further into the city in search of the Holy Sepulchre.

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Passover

It is Holy Week in Israel. This means that the whole week is like a sabbath. So not only can you not get a bacon cheese burger (bacon = not kosher, cheese+meat= not kosher).

Passover week means that there is an extra level of kosher. Mainly this means no bread. So when you order a burger you just get a meat paddy on a bed of lettuce.

Also, this mean that you can not get beer. In resteraunts that observe passover week the beer taps are covered with clothes. However, the waiter informed me that I could order a shot of whiskey. Whiskey is about $20 a shot.

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New Jersey in Ashkelon?

Ashkelon is a city in Israel 10 miles north oif Gaza. Wide Sandy beaches, sunny weather, a shmattering of Roman ruins, Ashkelon should be a city with a lot going for it. But Ashkelon is run by a criminal syndicate of five familys. The crime is bad and the city is avoided by cosmopolitan people. If you see someone driving a late model mercedes stop in the middle of an intersection to *just* chat with a friend. You DO NOT honk at him.

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SLR Sensor Cleaning

One of the issues with the digital SLR is dust on the sensor. This WILL happen to everyone sooner or later. To clean mine I use this wet/dry system sensor-cleaning-system.

It is pretty easy and will help stubborn dust spots.

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House Fire on Medford Street Early AM

This morning I was walking the dog and there was a fire. First I noticed four firetrucks race down Lowell Street. This is not unusual as the fire-station is 1/2 mile away ON Lowell Street. What I noticed is that the sirens never seemed to fade away and as i walked closer to my home they got louder and louder. Then I smelled it, that sick smell of burning plastic and home. I walked up the stairs, and saw that Rachel was up. She had heard the sirens and imagined that something happened to me. I looked out my kitchen window and the house two doors away was burning. The sun was just raising and the smoke above the roof was beautiful. I fed the dog, grabbed my Canon and went on location.
The building burning has been under construction since the day I moved to Lowell Street. Everyone once and while you would see some progress but really not a lot happens. The firetruck was pumping water out of the basement onto the street. The firemen were milling around looking at the building. The exciting part was clearly over.
The funny thing was that as I walked around the corner I saw another man with a camera. Then I noticed yet another guy leaning into the basement with a huge camera. This must be the thing to do. I just wish I had a faster lens so I could have taken sharper images in this low light.



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Fire on 492 Medford Street, Somerville, MA

This morning I was walking the dog and there was a fire. First I noticed four firetrucks race down Lowell Street. This is not unusual as the fire-station is 1/2 mile away ON Lowell Street. What I noticed is that the sirens never seemed to fade away and as i walked closer to my home they got louder and louder. Then I smelled it, that sick smell of burning plastic and home. I walked up the stairs, and saw that Rachel was up. She had heard the sirens and imagined that something happened to me. I looked out my kitchen window and the house two doors away was burning. The sun was just raising and the smoke above the roof was beautiful. I fed the dog, grabbed my Canon and went on location.
The building burning has been under construction since the day I moved to Lowell Street. Everyone once and while you would see some progress but really not a lot happens. The firetruck was pumping water out of the basement onto the street. The firemen were milling around looking at the building. The exciting part was clearly over.
The funny thing was that as I walked around the corner I saw another man with a camera. Then I noticed yet another guy leaning into the basement with a huge camera. This must be the thing to do.

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mmmm Chillis…

I am often confused on what makes it and what doesn’t. This was one of my less favorite pictures and it was accepted to fotolia.

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Fun With Macro Photography


I took the following image of a dried rose with my new Canon 100mm Macro Lens. I am attempting to create some stock images. This was the first image accepted.

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Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa

Merry Christmas! I’d like to show you some more of my mom’s ornaments.

  • El Santo – Mom has a dark skinned santa. Which actually makes more sense because St Nicolas was supposed to be from Turkey.
  • Shiny Santa
  • Metal Santa. At high zoom you can see the pixels of the tin application. I always liked this tin Santa.

  • Flat Glass Santa – This picture really shows the plastic branches.
  • Shiny Santa #2 –
  • Big Head Santa – My mom made this one by gluing two egg cartons together and “sparclizing” it.
  • Big Red Ball Santa – Another Homemade ornament.
  • White Santa – Looks a little tired, or drunk.
  • Action Santa Versus the Golem Santa. This Santa has possible joints. My mom unconciously placed him so that it looks like he is fighting the Golem Santa. And really what is Christmas about but a constant conflict between the commercial and the sacrid, traditions and commercialism. Plastic Action Santa Figure – Doughy Golem Santa

Merry Christmas!

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