In honor of Christmas I would like to share some things that always scared the Bejesus out of me. Specifically my father’s terrifying Christmas ornaments.
The Christmas Golem
This is made of dough and has dead spooky eyes. As a child I thought of this one as the pasty ruler of the dark plastic tree.
I am not sure what is wrong with me and why I find these next four ornaments so scary. Maybe it is their weird eyelashes or their really dirty pajamas.
Scary Baby #1
The least scary baby.
Scary Baby #2This one looks like it has a bloody tongue. Don’t eat me scary baby!
Soul Sucking BabyIt looks like it is trying to devour me.
Evil BabyWhat is this demon up to? It can’t be good. Christmas is in danger.